Here are some exciting, funny quotes from friends I've heard this week:
N: "I'm sorry I wasn't able to answer your text immediately, I was out having sex"
(ang taray, inggit ako!)
N: " I went out on a date with this guy and we had sex".
moi: (incredulous) "You mean you had sex on the first date!?!"
N: (matter-of-factly) "Of course !!"
(ang taray talaga ng bakla! I wish I could let go of my inhibitions that easily. Me, the penultimate ego who has to rationalize & agonize & analyze each action to bits and threds...kung ang naiisip ay naging katotohanan, I would have a vast sexual experience that would rival the Kama Sutra, nga lang sa isip ko lang lahat yon)
Ma'am Lumen: "Sir, poidi pa-pick-up ko ?"
(Kala ko na ano na, kausap lang pala DHL. But that's a funny line. Pano nga kaya kung in that context gagamitin)
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